Sunday, May 30, 2010

Keep Your Eyes Peeled

I think I'm going to be sick, today I discovered the most controversial and socially wrong hijinx to taint the very surface of this Earth if not the whole universe.

Probably...

Remember the childhood classic film "Muppets In Space"? Of course you do, it was pretty ossum. Today I came to the horrible horrible realization, at no point in "Muppets in Space" did the Muppets actually go into space, let me give you a second to digest that. Sure there was a plot based loosely around aliens and part of the film was inside a missile base. All of these and Hulk Hogan were simply used to mask the fact that at no point did any of the muppets even come close to passing through the Earth's atmosphere. It's seriously the biggest atrocity to scar the face of this once beautiful Earth
<> Rwandan_genocide.gif < /img >


I also got told something incredibly awesome, if you're on a Windows computer open up C:/Windows/Media/onestop.MIDI
It's so fucking awesome.

___________________________________________________________________
In order to fund this writer's tremendous drug habit, I regret to inform you that this blog will now be supporting banner advertisements as a final measure to keep a certain someone from giving head for crack behind dumpsters.

Edit: The film was actually called muppets FROM space, major fuckup on my part.

No comments:

Post a Comment